Starry Treat Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Tzatzikicicle

"I'm a monster."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

What do you wish for next year?

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Advent fridge

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

Welsh Cakes

Sandwiches

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

Trick-or-Treater cuts Halloween bags to steal candy