Starry-eyed Partner Gifts

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Marry me astronaut

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'Which one is named after me?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Moon and Star

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

Billionaires in space!

Ashton Kutcher

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

Rosario Dawson

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."