Starry-eyed Dater Gifts

'What star sign are you?...No let me guess...'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Marry me astronaut

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Which one is named after me?'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I'm a star!'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Hollywood or bust!

Moon and Star

"You are here"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Nostradamus.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"Mom, I got the job!"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Liza Minnelli

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."