"Even when public television deals with astronomy, one can detect a liberal tilt."
Starry-eyed Debater Gifts
Looking for a gift for your starry-eyed debater? These thoughtfully crafted products blend humor and inspiration, making them ideal for anyone passionate about exchanging ideas and dreaming big. Whether they’re in the classroom, at the podium, or just love engaging conversations, our range of creative gifts will remind them that their voice and vision matter. From mugs to art prints, discover items that celebrate their love for debate and creativity in style.
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
Marry me astronaut
"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."
"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"
'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'
'Which one is named after me?'
"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."
"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"
"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."
Moon and Star
"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."
'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'
'Does the earth move for you as well.'
Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.
Prisoner speech
'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'
World peace...Guns 'R' Us
"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"
'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'
Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'
'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'
'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'
'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'
"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."
I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.
'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'
'That's one hell of a lawyer.'
'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'
"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"
Evangelical Political Influence
"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'
The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'
'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'
Starry-eyed Debater Gifts Collection
Starry-eyed Debater Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for starry-eyed debaters and find a perfect gift that brightens their mornings with humor and inspiration.
Starry-eyed Debater Pillows
Comfort and inspiration combine in our pillows, crafted for starry-eyed debaters wanting to add some personality to their space.
Starry-eyed Debater Prints
Decorate with our prints, ideal for celebrating a love of debate and creative expression—perfect for any inspired thinker.
Starry-eyed Debater T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for passionate debaters—fun, clever, and perfect for showcasing their love for lively discussion.