Starry-eyed Partner Mugs

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Marry me astronaut

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'Which one is named after me?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Moon and Star

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

Billionaires in space!

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

Alien reading postcard.