Starry-eyed Pet Owner Mugs

Cat Horoscopes: 'You will spend the day curled up on the comfy chair. In the evening expect a treat from your owner for being so good.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Marry me astronaut

The Origins of Everything

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

Shoot For The Moon

A Space Walk

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Moon and Star

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Only in the newspapers.

Astronaut

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Johannes Kepler

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"I hope it's not contagious."

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Alpha Centauri

"Ma? I met someone!"

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

Spaceman

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Billionaires in space!