Starry-eyed Pet Owner Gifts

Cat Horoscopes: 'You will spend the day curled up on the comfy chair. In the evening expect a treat from your owner for being so good.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Marry me astronaut

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

The Origins of Everything

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

Shoot For The Moon

Vincent Van Og.

A Space Walk

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Moon and Star

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Johannes Kepler

Only in the newspapers.

Astronaut

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"I hope it's not contagious."

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"Ma? I met someone!"

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

Alpha Centauri

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

Billionaires in space!

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"