Starry-eyed Horoscope Fans Pillows

'Your stars say, don't have any opinions today, what do you think? I'll tell you tomorrow.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Marry me astronaut

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Which one is named after me?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Nostradamus.

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Documentation Please

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'According to my horoscope one of us is going on a long journey.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

"The sign of the sun has been a big influence on his local life, it's his local pub."

'Your horoscope says you're going to have a nasty accident today.'

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

Your Star.

'...and according to our star signs we're perfectly matched!'

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

'Capricorns have all the luck.'

'To me, all the constellations looks like frogs.'

Alien reading postcard.