Starry-eyed Environmentalist T-Shirts

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Shoot For The Moon

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Vincent Van Og.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

A Space Walk

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Well that's certainly new!'

UFO/observatory

Astronaut

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Only in the newspapers.

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"I hope it's not contagious."

"Ma? I met someone!"

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

Spaceman