Starry-eyed Environmentalist Pillows

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Shoot For The Moon

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

A Space Walk

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Well that's certainly new!'

Astronaut

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

Only in the newspapers.

UFO/observatory

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"I hope it's not contagious."

"Ma? I met someone!"

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

Spaceman

Astronomical observations.

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"