Star Sign Aficionado Pillows

"I may well be a Gemini, but I am also a Taurus-rising!"

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'The princes from the fairy tales may prefer virgins but hey, Geminis are pretty nice, too'

Man wearing 'Taurus' shirt walks into china shop

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Laughing Zone Ahead

Moon

Ill next Thursday

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"No religious nuts!"

Hanging out your shingle

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Deadwood 25 miles

"High Pressure Area"

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

Thank you for not urinating.

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Confusing directions,

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.