Star Sign Aficionado Mugs

"I may well be a Gemini, but I am also a Taurus-rising!"

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'The princes from the fairy tales may prefer virgins but hey, Geminis are pretty nice, too'

Man wearing 'Taurus' shirt walks into china shop

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Laughing Zone Ahead

Moon

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Ill next Thursday

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

"No religious nuts!"

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Hanging out your shingle

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Way to go

"High Pressure Area"

Wrong Way.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Thank you for not urinating.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'