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'Well that's certainly new!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"