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"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Reach for the Star.

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'There's nothing on.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

The star hunters

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Lighthouse Beam.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

Recalculating!

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Pole Star

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'My God we being invaded!'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.