Stamp Saver Pillows

Mail Early In The Day Before Postal Rates Go Up.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

A collective sigh of relief.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Hope...

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Coastguard

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'Oh - It's you.'

Wildlife Tree

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

Coronavirus and Atlas

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'