Stamp Saver T-Shirts

Mail Early In The Day Before Postal Rates Go Up.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

A collective sigh of relief.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Hope...

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Coastguard

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'Oh - It's you.'

Wildlife Tree

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Coronavirus and Atlas

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

Protection for the world

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."