Stamp Club Chairman Gifts

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I hate Mondays.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Not that slowly back...'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Brownie Points

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

America's Intelligence Failure.

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

"Here you go, Gracie...I got you a full sheet of Frida Kahlo stamps."

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Royal Mail unveils the gastroenteritis commemorative stamp...

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else?'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

You're first class!

'Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism.'

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

"...and now a few words from the class know-it-all."

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'