Stamp Club Chairman Gifts

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I hate Mondays.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Not that slowly back...'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Brownie Points

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

America's Intelligence Failure.

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Royal Mail unveils the gastroenteritis commemorative stamp...

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

You're first class!

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism.'

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else?'

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

'As the young pretender I had hoped to get my head on a postage stamp'

"...and now a few words from the class know-it-all."

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'