Stakeholder Engagement Gifts

"We actually just need your local actor inputs here."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Love at First Sight

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Romance

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Cow in love'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bear Costume

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'