Stakeholder Engagement Specialist Gifts

"We actually just need your local actor inputs here."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

Target your customer.

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Suggestion box paper shredder.

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

'Instead of firing me, he could have tolerated mediocrity a little longer.'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'Communication within the company is really bad according to this report.'

Self Serve Road Repair.

'I just don't get it. The new motivational posters aren't helping at all!'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

Visioning committee

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

Obliviotocracy

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Why are you here?

'Management very much believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivating staff.'

'No way, I addressed the stockholders meeting last year!'

'Ok, Mr. Eagle, let's face this voter apathy issue head on. . . all kidding aside. . . what can we do to get back the voters?'

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

"We were going to adopt a highway, but Rachel thought there would be less red tape if we adopted an overpass."

Twig, do you

'What if she says no? Will you give me a refund - or marry me?'

"This bidder has the same name as you, and your face as their logo and you scored them top marks throughout this tender evaluation. Did you understand the conflict of interest declaration you signed?!"

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."