Stakeholder Engagement Specialist Mugs

"We actually just need your local actor inputs here."

Target your customer.

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

'Instead of firing me, he could have tolerated mediocrity a little longer.'

'Communication within the company is really bad according to this report.'

'I just don't get it. The new motivational posters aren't helping at all!'

Self Serve Road Repair.

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Why are you here?

Visioning committee

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

'Management very much believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivating staff.'

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

"We were going to adopt a highway, but Rachel thought there would be less red tape if we adopted an overpass."

'Ok, Mr. Eagle, let's face this voter apathy issue head on. . . all kidding aside. . . what can we do to get back the voters?'

'No way, I addressed the stockholders meeting last year!'

'What if she says no? Will you give me a refund - or marry me?'

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

'I'm prepared to spend three months' wages. What've you got for $11.47?'