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"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Santa Elevator

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

You've got to admire his spunk.

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Unusual Staircase

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Multi-core Mountain.

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

"Come on! You can do this!!"

'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

The coward's way out.

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

Favoured angels were given a special pass for the 'Lift to Heaven'

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

A title doesn't make you a leader.

'We prefer not to be formal here.'

"It's not exactly what I had in mind"

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

"I would like all of you to think of me as one of the guys."

"The top row shows the floor you want...and the bottom shows number of pounds you'd lose if you walked instead"

"It's good that he can manage the stairs at his age."

'It was carrying a heavy bag up these stairs that made him ill, Doctor.'

"She plateaued when she hit the glass mezzanine."