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'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Mountain escalator.

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

Unusual Staircase

Hurdles with Steps

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

The coward's way out.

"Come on! You can do this!!"

'Mom, what are 'stairs' for?'

Favoured angels were given a special pass for the 'Lift to Heaven'

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

"It's not exactly what I had in mind"

'Can you stop messing with that slinky and come on in.'

'Have I just come down, or am I just going up?'

"I had a feeling they wouldn't stop at artificial turf."

"It's good that he can manage the stairs at his age."