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'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Oh he's sporty all right - he can be up and down on his stairlift in under ten minutes'

Unusual Staircase

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Hurdles with Steps

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

Elderly tightrope walker.

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

"Come on! You can do this!!"

The coward's way out.

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Prior to his fame as a stuntman, Evel Knievel was an ambulance driver.

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

'Tripped over the cat.'

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

France, 1792: The Human Cannonball -- Le canon de l'Homme -- is First Deployed in Battle

Mousehole halfway up the wall of a stunt school

Fitness Clinic.