Staging T-Shirts

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Jack Gleeson

Scarpia from Tosca

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Woman crying with happiness.

Ladies

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Eric Clapton.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Knickerless Cage.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Jeff Beck.