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'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"I didn't spark joy."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Real Estate Personals

Bravo!

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"They're texting it in."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'They're playing house.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

UP Again: Housing Prices.

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'