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"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Water is discovered on the moon....

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Look, son, real estate."

Broadway Moosical.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

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"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Performance In The Bedroom

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

The Costumer Is Always Right