Stage Of Development Gifts

"My parents are at the age where they're very involved with their own activities."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"He just said his first word!"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Engineer on the move.

Midlife: You Are Here.

Dominant hand reveal party

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"How does she EVER expect me to develop the articulacy required for a competitive economy if she refuses to talk properly!"

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

Actors' dispute.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Man Builds Piers.