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"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'They all want to play the star.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's a play on words."

Mikado

Falstaff

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Stephen Fry

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Mensa Does Improv

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Open other end

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"