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"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'They all want to play the star.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

Falstaff

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'I'm a star!'

Open other end

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Performance In The Bedroom