Stage Mom Gifts

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'I'm afraid the exploratory operation on your son has exposed no talent.'

Sign says 'Caution - Children at Play' and they are.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Theatre Masks and Butts

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Falstaff

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Jack Gleeson

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Eric Clapton.

Woman crying with happiness.

Ladies

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Stephen Fry

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Mensa Does Improv

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."