Stage Hand Gifts

Stage hand has cigars ready.

Leaving the Opera, "I liked that bit where the rebel stage hands threw the director off the battlements"

'Someone said they would be waiting in the wings for these wings.'

Stage hand.

"Just be yourself."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Scarpia from Tosca

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Jeff Beck.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Harriet Walter

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

E=Emcee Squared

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Bow

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"Well, that's show business."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Stage producer.

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

Kissing Prompt

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"Returns"