Stadium Show Survivor Gifts

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Beer Order

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

George Best

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

Soccer Fans.

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'What'

"Megan Frehling, will you please PLEASE just tell me what you want?"

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

I've discovered a new secret of life: Stadium cushions! Gurusis Universitatis.

'We still can't afford to modernize the visitors dugout.'

"I only kill the messenger if PowerPoint is involved."

Need ticket.