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'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Jorge Luis Borges

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

David and Goliath.

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."