Stable Story Tellers Gifts

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Pastries and Candy

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Mother Goose Spoilers

David and Goliath.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."