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'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

Nigel cuts a long story short. (Sawing War and Peace in half).

'You should have called me as soon as the sneezing started.'

'What should Jack do, after he tumbled down the hill?' 'Sue the owners of the hill?'

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

"Is this 'Alternative Universe' stuff, or what?"

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"The first thing I'll do as prince is take frog legs off the menu."

'I'm starting to get a gut feeling you're not being completely honest about wanting to be a real boy.'

is that faster than a hare

'Look, can't you keep your row down...some of us have to get up early tomorrow and write children's fiction.'

"He huffed and he puffed and he ruined his life."

Sizeamatta Arms.

Mother Goose Spoilers

I'm not the prequel, you're the sequel.

Yep, I'd say they're planning on making it into a movie. The following book previews were approved by the book publishing industry of America.

Wonderland Dating Service. Scram! You know you're barred from here for life, Georgie-Porgie!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."