Stable Sidekickers Gifts

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

Sidekick speed matching service.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life

"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!"

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

'Remember, what happens in the basement stays in the basement!'

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

'I checked, they say acorns cause liver poisoning so the answer is 'no'.'

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Batman and Robin

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. I

Trainer gives final instruction to stable boy riding in the derby

Buckaroo Rogers

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"

A horse running wild.