Stable Sidekickers Gifts

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

Sidekick speed matching service.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life

"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

'I checked, they say acorns cause liver poisoning so the answer is 'no'.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. I

Buckaroo Rogers

Trainer gives final instruction to stable boy riding in the derby

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"