St. Patrick's Day Reveler Gifts

Ceilidh Minogue.

I got my pot o' gold from cereal royalties,

"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

St. Patrick's Day trivia

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

Blarney Stone Romance

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."