St. Patrick's Day Reveler Gifts

Ceilidh Minogue.

I got my pot o' gold from cereal royalties,

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

St. Patrick's Day trivia

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

Blarney Stone Romance

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Bottle Distillery

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"