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"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

"I don't want any gifts from the woods that crawl or slither."

"I'm feeling generous."

27 attorneys. No waiting.

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

Umbrella fight.

'Have you read this, 66% of top lawyers come from the same few top schools and universities...'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'... and in closing, I have but four words for you... go forth and sue.'

Cafe Menu: Freshly Strangled Chickens

'Remember talk is cheap.' - 'Yeah, until I walked into your office.'

'How obvious can you get?'

Bet You're Chicken!

'We believe in fighting tooth and nail for the underdog... Right up until the moment his money runs out!'

"Artie, don’t freak out, but there’s a spider on your back ..."

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

Vegetarian Nightmare

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

'For $5,000, I'm right beside you in court... for $10,000... I actually defended you.'

You're right, there's nothing in the rule book about it!

Murphy, Murphy & Murphy - Attorneys of our law.

'This is the part of the job I hate.'