Squeamish Challengers Prints

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

"I'm feeling generous."

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

27 attorneys. No waiting.

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"I don't want any gifts from the woods that crawl or slither."

"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

Umbrella fight.

'Have you read this, 66% of top lawyers come from the same few top schools and universities...'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Cafe Menu: Freshly Strangled Chickens

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'... and in closing, I have but four words for you... go forth and sue.'

'How obvious can you get?'

'Remember talk is cheap.' - 'Yeah, until I walked into your office.'

Bet You're Chicken!

'We believe in fighting tooth and nail for the underdog... Right up until the moment his money runs out!'

Vegetarian Nightmare

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

"Artie, don’t freak out, but there’s a spider on your back ..."

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

'For $5,000, I'm right beside you in court... for $10,000... I actually defended you.'

'When you litigation win/loss matches Old McDonald's, you can dress like him, too.'

You're right, there's nothing in the rule book about it!