Spy-in-training Pillows

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Super Student

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Milkin' Impossible

Elusive Shadow.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."