Spur Enthusiast Gifts

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Couple dancing with spurs.

"Look Bill, I know you got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. Now, they're great for when we go riding merrily along. But, when it comes to sneaking up on folks they're really more of a hindrance."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

The rocket powered skiier

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

A day at the transgenic races

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Pet Cemetery.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

Men can show their emotions!

Dairy Devil

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Strive to win!