Spuddy Buddy Pillows

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Bike Rides

"Not now, Oliver."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'You reek of crackers.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

Flower power.