Sprocket Enthusiast Gifts

I've always been interested in the manufacture of sproket head gaskets.

Soup of the month.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Let's scoot."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

Step aerobics

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Hexercise.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Motor-blender.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"