Springtime Skeptic Gifts

'I know what you're up to, and it won't work.' Delbert P. Munson: Spring Fever's toughest nut to crack.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"I don't believe in you!"

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Spring in Japan.

Dreaming Of Spring

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'It must be Spring...the rain's warm!'

Spring Cleaning

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"As soon as Pete woke from hibernation, he got down to some 'spring cleaning'...."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Spring Training

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

Rational explanations

May Queen Photo

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

Mr. Rabbit

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"It's March, Who needs a kite?"

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

"Early Sparings are all well and good, but I can't keep up this gambolling for much longer."

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"