Spring Cleaning Warrior Gifts

"There's more inside."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'This spring fix-up special also comes with a toll free ‘What-The-Hell-Was-I-Thinking-Of' Help Hotline.'

Let's get organized

"I didn't spark joy."

An Unexpected Guest.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

The household cavalry

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Dust Bunny

The Deer of Spring.

Fumes from furniture

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Spring Cleaning

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Categories are the key to organizing.

Floor Cleaner

"Spring Chicken"

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

It's officially spring

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Decluttering. . .

'This closet needs digitized.'

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."