Spring Cleaning Aficionado Gifts

'Well, springtime is here, time to take the dust cover off the ol' motorcycle and the ol' husband...'

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

An Unexpected Guest.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"There's more inside."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Dust Bunny

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Fumes from furniture

Spring in Japan.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

The Deer of Spring.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Spring Cleaning

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Dreaming Of Spring

"Hello job security."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Spring Chicken"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

Floor Cleaner

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'