Spring Aficionado Gifts

Spring.

'Nice to see some colour in the city.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Bring your own inflatable.

An Unexpected Guest.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Fall on a desert island

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Daffodil bulbs

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Wow what graphics.'

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

The Deer of Spring.

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Gardener

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"