Spring Enthusiasts Gifts

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

An Unexpected Guest.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Good News about winter

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Fresh pepper?"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Snowyphus

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Wow what graphics.'

Ah, spring!

The Deer of Spring.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."