Spring Cleaning Skeptic Gifts

'No heavy lifting?... But, he's supposed to be clearing out the garage this weekend!'

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

An Unexpected Guest.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"There's more inside."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Dust Bunny

Spring in Japan.

Fumes from furniture

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

The Deer of Spring.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Spring Cleaning

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Categories are the key to organizing.

Dreaming Of Spring

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Spring Chicken"

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

Floor Cleaner

It's officially spring

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."