Spring Cleaning Strategist Gifts

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"There's more inside."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Dust Bunny

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Fumes from furniture

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Spring Cleaning

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

Floor Cleaner

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

Decluttering. . .

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Spring Cleaning

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Dreams of Spring...

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

Spring cleaning.