Spring Cleaning Superstar Gifts

Quarantined at home? Opportunity to clean that closet? Careful. Be very careful.

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"There's more inside."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Dust Bunny

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Fumes from furniture

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Spring Cleaning

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

Floor Cleaner

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Giant sandwich bags.

Decluttering. . .

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Spring Cleaning

'This closet needs digitized.'

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."